Privacy Policy

Our privacy policy is simple:

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

We don’t like getting spam. We hate the concept of why spam even works. And most importantly, we respect you. You came to this site because you think what we did might be neat. Why would we ever abuse that esteem to slam you in the face with emails for the enlargement of some body parts and the reduction of others? No way, no how.

So here’s the deal: if we collect any information from you it’s used for one of two things: 1) verifying that you’re a real person (and, in fact, the person requesting more) or 2) trying to provide you more value by letting you know when we do something else that you might be interested in, like if Mike wrote another book, etc. Most often (and most likely) you’ll rarely, if ever, hear from us. And if you don’t like what we’re doing you can unsubscribe. Our goal is to always make that the most painless experience possible. See, by making it easy for you to walk away we hold ourselves accountable to making every interaction with you worthwhile. That means that we’re not going to share any of your information for any reason that we’re not legally compelled to, and to be honest, it seems astronomically improbable to ever occur.

And that’s it. We don’t have any legalese because legalese is dumb and you can’t tell what it means anyhow. Legalese is like saying, “we don’t trust you.” Instead, what we’d like to say is, “thanks, guys. You rock our socks. Enjoy the book and if you love it then leave a review. If you don’t, well, then leave a review on someone else’s book.”

Thanks again!

Signed,

Mike & co.